Happy Book Lover Day!

Today is Book Lover Day! Not a crazy holiday or anything. Just a run-of-the-mill day of observance for the love of books.

I certainly consider myself a book lover. I'm currently reading "Bad Omens" by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett, two of my favorite wordslingers.

I wonder if my wife will let me get this chair...

Happy Sneak Some Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor's Porch Without Him Noticing Day!

Ah yes... Sneak Some Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor's Porch Without Him Noticing Day... What a gem! I wonder if I can convince my neighbors that Monday is Sneak Some Steak Onto Your Neighbor's Grill and Cook it for Him day?

Happy Wiggle Your Toes Day!

No kiddin', folks. August 6th is National Wiggle Your Toes Day.

If you're a diabetic like me, I guess it's a good opportunity to be thankful if you still have toes you can wiggle.

Bah, I know how to turn even a lighthearted nonsensical day of goofy observance into a downer. I'm going to take a picture of my daughter's toes and post them on her website to lift my spirits. :)