Danny Elfman, a man with two composers in his head!

Hope you have a lot of time to kill with "Clearification."

This is a campaign for Windows Vista. Just so you know that going in... It sure beats Weezer's Win95 tie-in. :)

I wanna put stickers on a turtle, too.

Stupid Essays

Not real, but mildly amusing, nonetheless.

Check out Inanimate Alice!